Honestly, we’re not sure what to say about the latest Eddie Belvedere deck from Death Skateboards; this “Phantasmgasm” graphic looks like something we’d dream up after a heavy night of scotch, cheese and various illegal substances.

The wood’s great, though.

Specifications:

Length: 31.75″
Width: 8.25″
Wheelbase: 14.25″
Nose: 7″
Tail: 6.5″